bad hairOkay, so if you have flat, thin, straight hair that makes you look bald except when you're hanging upside down by your knees, raise your hand!
Stephanie raises her hand.
Okay, those of you with your hands up, keep 'em raised if your hair sucks.
Stephanie raises both hands and puts her left foot in the air too.
See, the only people who look good with straight, flat hair are supermodels, and, let's be frank, how many of us are supermodels? I am on my third haircut place (oh, sorry, stylist) in three months and every day I get up, wash my hair, attack the blow dryer with renewed vigor, determined that TODAY my hair will look good.
And every day, by the end, I wonder if maybe, just maybe, I'm being punished for something. Or maybe my spirit guides are simply trying to tell me to shave it all off already.
But if only supermodels look good with straight, flat hair, then the list is even shorter as to women who look good with their hair shaved off.
I am doomed either way. Sigh.